1. “I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”
    – Rodney Dangerfield
  2. “If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber.”
    – Albert Einstein
  3. “Let’s say I was a plumber, or I worked at a factory, I would download music, you feel what I’m saying?”
    – Obie Trice
  4. “Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them inside the house.”
    – Alfred Hitchcock
  5. “Had I been more responsible I might have made something of myself as a junk bond trader, long-haul trucker or perhaps a plumbing contractor.”
    – Brock Yates
  6. “Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.”
    – Woody Allen
  7. “If I waited for inspiration every time I sat down to write a song I probably would be a plumber today.”
    – Barry Mann
  8. “A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.”
    – Arthur Baer
  9. “Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he’d be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman.”
    – Bela Lugosi
  10. “Anybody who has any doubt about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one.”
    – George Meany
  11. “Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them inside the house.”
    – Alfred Hitchcock
  12. “Modern cynics and skeptics… see no harm in paying those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom they entrust the care of their plumbing.”
    – John F. Kennedy
  13. “The process of competitively selecting contractors to perform work is based on a system of rewards and penalties, all distributed randomly.”
    – Norman R. Augustine