Top 8 Plumbing Jokes
1. A lawyer in California needed a leak fixed and called the plumber; who after about 45 minutes was done and all cleaned up. “That will be $75,” said the plumber. The lawyer objected saying “I’m a lawyer, and I don’t even get that much an hour!” The plumber responded: “I didn’t either, when I was a lawyer.”
2. Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet? Right now the cops have nothing to go on…
3. “A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak…and fix it also!”
4. A plumber in San Diego arrived at his next job only to find his client was going out. Worried about the clients Rottweiler the man asks if he could come back later. Noticing the plumber’s insecurity the client says, “Don’t worry about the dog. He won’t hurt you, but whatever you do don’t talk to the parrot!” Heeding the client’s warning he walks into the house and into the kitchen. Feeling more confident about the Rottweiler he starts working on the sink. Barely after starting he notices the parrot sitting by the Rottweiler, all of a sudden the parrot bursts out with a bunch of insults. Almost halfway through the job the plumber starts to get angry, he starts to tell the bird to shut up. All of a sudden the bird becomes silent, then very quietly the bird says, “Sic him, Rex.”
5. I bet you have never seen a plumber bite his nails.
6. A good flush beats a full house every time!
7. In what way is a doctor and a plumber alike? They both bury their mistakes.
8. How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three: A boss to tell a plumber, a plumber to tell a helper, a helper to get his electrician friend to do it on the side.